The worlds biggest sneeze!

Have you ever broke something from a sneeze before? If you have... welcome to my life!!! In my past years I have broken some cars, an innocent tree, a couple of windows and I think some buildings! I might of caused an earthquake in christchurch yesterday all the way from auckland! But you know its normal... right?! Well for me it is!

I also remember when I was a baby I made a giant sneeze and it made the twin towers collapse! I almost got put into jail from that but you know I was just a baby! One day when i was 3 years old I had a kitten and her name was cake the cat, we were playing outside we were having so much fun until I sneezed she was flying in the air and she vanished in the sky I thought she went into heaven but she was in space! When I was 9 she fell from the sky but she wasn't a kitten anymore! When she came back down she looked like a shaved cat!

My parents sometimes hide away from me when i'm about to sneeze because they hate mucus all over them! Sometimes when I sneeze I sometimes blow a deep hole on the ground and you know thats impossible!!

I know what you're thinking! i'm not weird i'm just different! I'm like a superhero... sorta! Well
yeah you know what I mean! I sometimes cause tornados and tsunamis I might be a very dangerous person... Am I?!